Things you probably don't need
StupidTees
Coming Soon
We're still deciding if this was a good idea. If you know the word, you know the word.
Nope. Try again.
Seriously. Don't. They're just tees. Very good tees, admittedly. On premium cotton. Shipped fast. But still.
Things you probably don't need
Free UK shipping.
We're as surprised as you are.
How this all happened
After years of wearing t-shirts churned out by corporate designers with zero interest in anything beyond the bland and the forgettable, I'd had enough. So I grabbed a coffee, opened the laptop, and decided to build my own. Brilliant idea. Very sensible.
Every design on this site is 100% mine — no cut and paste, no recycled clip art, no design-by-committee. Each one is made with you in mind, by someone who actually cares what ends up on the front of a tee. Whether that's a good thing is still up for debate.
The range keeps growing, the quality stays high, and every tee ships free within the UK on premium cotton that'll last longer than most of my other decisions. Have a browse. Go on. You've come this far.
100%
Cotton. Not polyester nonsense.
3–5
Days to dispatch. We're not Amazon.
30
Day returns. No awkward questions.
The boring bit. Sorry.
We dispatch within 3–5 working days. We know, we know. Once it's on its way though:
30-day returns from delivery. Unworn, unwashed, in original condition. Drop us a message via the contact form and we'll sort it — no passive aggression, no guilt trip.
Our fault? We'll pay the return postage. Obviously.
They run true to size. If you want it baggy, go up. If you want it fitted, go down. If you want to look like you borrowed it from someone bigger, that's your call.
Prices in GBP, VAT included where applicable. We reserve the right to cancel if something sells out — you'll get your money back, obviously. Designs belong to us. Please don't steal them, it would be Stupid.
Go on then
Got a question? A complaint? Just want someone to talk to? We'll respond within one working day. Probably.
